Dreams. Auto-translated

Good job. I'm already tired of dreaming about that school; I couldn't stand it.

I had a dream the other day. There was a Cop in it.
I walk out of some building and see a Cop walking in front of me, and then he starts running. I follow him, but I don't get too close. He runs into a dangerous alley, and some kids in caps with sunflower seeds and beer attack him (there were about three of them). So, I stand there and watch all this, and I think, should I help or not? I decide to help and run over there, and then things start happening. In short, we defeated the Cop and quickly got out of there before the others arrived.

Thanks for your help, I owe you one!
I had a dream about LEGO. I used to love it very much, and I still feel a certain thrill when I see it in the store. The saddest thing is that my younger brother doesn't feel that thrill, so in recent years, the home LEGO collection has not only almost not grown but has even shrunk.
In my dream, I saw a new LEGO series about Avatar. There were a lot of different character figures, and some of them had two versions: regular and glowing with the element they belonged to (for example, there was a blue glowing Katara and a red Zuko). Then I was at a market, and there was a stall dedicated to this LEGO series. The seller was a little boy. I went up to him and asked him to tell me about the product. The boy turned out to be knowledgeable and showed me some figures similar to Bionicle, but I don't remember seeing anything like that in Avatar... Then he showed me something else, and I kind of remembered (although I still can't figure out who it was :)). Then he said that he could sell math notebooks with a picture of one of the characters from Avatar (he called him "Captain Addition" or something like that), and added that schoolchildren don't know about it. I told him that I don't know either, but we need to buy the notebooks so that we can study them at home later :)
That's the kind of crazy dream it was :)

I had a dream that I listened to a power metal band, I liked it, and then I found out that Dima Bilan was singing in it.

In my dream tonight, I was a caregiver for children aged 8-12, and some girl was helping me. I was taking the children from an event, and my assistant and I went to a store. We didn't have any money, only some coupons that could be used to buy food here. I started choosing bananas, candies... Sumerian meat (#(O_o)#). We put everything in a bag, paid with the coupons, went outside, and the dream ended - my sister woke me up :(

I dreamt of an eagle, but it was somehow wrong. It was sitting in a huge nest, packed with pigeons, and seemed to be their leader. It spread its wings across the entire width, covering all the pigeons, but for some reason, it didn't give the impression that it was protecting them. I approached it, and it looked at me so timidly, and I, for some reason, made a loud "woo-hoo!!" sound, as if to scare it. Well, it shouted back at me, almost like a Nazgûl, then flew high up (vertically, moreover) and returned to its place. This all happened near an water park in some wild and desolate place, which I had been dismantling before that. I was literally dismantling it with my bare hands, alone. And earlier, I wrote here in this thread about something that has nothing to do with dreams, but it does have something to do with that same water park.

To post number 663: I just randomly found out online that LEGO Avatar actually exists. It's true that it hasn't been produced for a long time, and the series is very limited, so a small air temple costs $300, and a single Aang figurine costs $70 (that's quite a price). But what's interesting is not that, but the fact that in a dream, I somehow guessed that something like this actually exists.

The night before, I had a wild dream (as usual, though). And again, it was about an alien invasion of Earth. I don't know why, but my subconscious really likes this theme, even though I haven't watched or played many games about it. This time, the dream was also partially perverse. Anyway, in short, from what I remember now: The dream starts with some kind of prologue where I'm just hanging out with my dorm neighbors, and then it transitions to the "future," when the planet has already been captured. Then we... not with the neighbors, but with some random guys, live in some secluded house with a strange old man. As it turns out, the human population on Earth has decreased significantly in recent times, and the aliens have taken on human form for some reason. Next, I remember being in the subway, where lava is flowing on the tracks where trains should be running. Here, I spent a very, really long time running away from the aliens because, for some reason, they really needed me. In the end, they catch me, and, imagine this - they bring me to two aliens who have taken on human form - two naked, female-like, but disgusting, traps. What the heck is that? And guess what happens next. The aliens in suits, who caught me, try to force me to do something with one of the alien traps... well, you get the idea. I started struggling and somehow broke free from the aliens' grip, and again I ran for a very long time through the subway. Then I figured something out and jumped into the lava flowing on the tracks. Lol, I guess I was so disgusted by what the aliens were trying to make me do. Then, a lot of time passed again (maybe a few years), and I found myself imprisoned with my former friends and the old man. And, get this, I was missing my penis. I'm not kidding. Seriously. And also, one of the aliens (this time they were in some kind of armor, like police aliens or special forces, you get the idea) was holding something LONG AND BANDAGED in his hands. I realized that I needed to get out of there. But how? That's when strange SPHERES appear. One of my friends appears out of nowhere and runs away from the aliens, pulling some spheres out of his bag. He pulls one out, throws it, and it explodes like a strong air blast. This scared the aliens, but others ran after him. Then he quickly gives two spheres to each of us and shows us what to do: he hits two spheres together about five times, and after each hit, they change color, and when both turn orange, the hit causes this guy to disappear - as it turned out later, he teleported. We did the same, and thus avoided imprisonment and continued the fight against the aliens. There was also some special moment with the old man, but I don't remember it at all anymore.

Interesting, very interesting dream. But I disagree with you about it being nonsense. In this case, everything is quite simple and clear. In reality, you really want to have sex with an androgynous alien, as you put it. However, it seems that your Super-Ego has pushed this desire deep into your mind (because in the dream, you felt disgusted by it). I don't know exactly why this desire suddenly appeared, but I dare to suggest that you have recently lowered your level of sublimation, and your Id has peeked out from those very depths.
Since it is impossible to satisfy such an exotic sexual desire, I would advise you to increase your level of sublimation back to its previous level, or, as an alternative, look for a girl with an unconventional appearance.

Besides Freud, have you read anything else in your life?

Grandpa Freud

Is it some kind of Freud clone?

Have you read nothing else in your life besides Freud?

Why bother? After all, all men experience feelings of envy and competition with other men regarding women, therefore men shouldn't read books written by men in order to maintain control. On the other hand, books written by women don't have this flaw, but they do remind you of women without satisfying the need for them. Therefore, such books shouldn't be read either, so as not to worsen your mood.
Therefore, no books should be read. Except perhaps Freud, otherwise you won't be able to philosophize on this topic.

A clone of Freud, or something?

It's a clone of anyone. Originally (and not that long ago – just over a month ago), some joker created it to troll Morny, and now, it seems, also Revan. Thus, we can exclude two people from the list of suspects with a high degree of probability.

Ah, okay, that makes sense. If it's not Revant or Morny, then you can tease him a little ;) Probably...
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Teasing a troll is a noble cause!

And also, the account's "birth" date is exactly 100 years later than the actual birth date of Sigmund Freud. I wonder why?

We were hanging out with Arandor, drinking beer, and tracking IP addresses, but we didn't find anyone yet, but it's just a matter of time.

I can come up with at least two brilliant explanations that still won't help you find anyone:
1) The person has two IP addresses. My provider offers them at a low price – 300 rubles each. Perhaps the second address was initially purchased for other purposes, and now it's being used for this.
2) The person is using a proxy server. Possibly for their real account as well.
Initially, I wanted to write, "Of course, they didn't find anything because it's Arandor!", but Kosha wrote "we," and I had to respond seriously.