Dreams. Auto-translated

Yeah, it's fine. Dreams are almost always paradoxical because the absurdity of the situation isn't apparent when you're asleep...
No, actually, I understood the joke, I just still wanted to reply.

I had a few dreams, and in all of them, I was able to fly. Flying in dreams is really great. You feel this weightlessness, the wind in your face. I had a great flight. I woke up in a good mood. But only for a short time.

Fly high, Nebok! )

I had a dream that I grew a huge beard, like Mendeleev's, in just a couple of days without shaving. It was very uncomfortable.

I always pictured you with that kind of beard – a true Russian man. And with a mug of квас in one hand.

I dreamt that I had a small pet falcon/eagle/golden eagle, and no one would wake me up in the morning with their silly songs.

Paraxian Eagle.

Paroxysmal.

I always pictured you with that kind of beard, a truly Russian man. And with a mug of kvass in one hand.

Well, I have one, but it's short. And the kvass hasn't been very tasty lately.

I dreamt that I had a small, tame falcon/eagle/golden eagle, and no one would wake me up in the morning with their silly songs.

Yeah, if I have to be woken up, let it be with a cry that shakes the mountains!

I had a dream about a black hole today. The main idea was that entering a black hole allows you to travel to the future. But not literally; it's more like when a planet enters a black hole, it's as if it's taken out of time, as if it's been removed from the universe and placed in a cell where there is no time and nothing changes. After that, you exit the black hole and find yourself in a universe where changes have occurred, but on the planet, everything remains the same.
Although, maybe time simply slowed down significantly there; I'm not sure.

Arandor, when are you planning to leave the forum?

when I give my soul to God.

On the night of September 9th to 10th, I had this dream.
First, I was vandalizing an area near some Tower and in the courtyard of a very tall building, along with some reckless individuals, and also inside these buildings. Then, I started to get scared that I would be arrested and imprisoned for it, especially since the police station was right next to them... Just then, as a result of our actions, the building collapsed, and the Tower fell. For some reason, I found myself in the police station, and there was terrible chaos. I thought I was in big trouble, but no one seemed to notice me. One police officer even exchanged a few words with me about what was happening. I went outside and started walking home. The city was half familiar and half unfamiliar. Then, as a result of the building and Tower collapsing, several more structures collapsed, and I almost got hit by some kind of tower (the top of it fell a few meters behind me). After that, several objects at a nearby factory exploded, and one of them created a giant, very bright, dense yellow flame that reached high into the sky. By that time, I was already in my part of the city, and the weather started to get really bad. A terrible thunderstorm and a fierce hurricane were brewing. An announcement was made over the loudspeakers that two routes were operating in the city (one of them was definitely the first trolleybus), and it seemed that they were being used to transport residents to help deal with the aftermath of the accident at the factory. The black clouds in the sky made it very dark, and there were fewer and fewer people; they were all running somewhere. Groups of police officers were running through the streets. A police officer chased after me to send me to help deal with the accident at the factory, but I managed to escape and ran into a shopping and entertainment center. There, a girl (although not very pretty) wanted to do something with me, but for some reason, I didn't understand it. I left the center, intending to go home, but the weather was already terrible and awful, and it was impossible to walk down the street. Then, it dawned on me that I had acted rather foolishly by going to the shopping center, so I went back inside and met with, probably, that girl, but her whole face was covered in some kind of blue-purple paint.

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This is simply the quintessence of expeditions on HW! :smile54:

Indeed, it strongly resembles an expedition.