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Ple-Sen
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The foul stench that met Stefania's nostrils was unlike any animal that lived on the surface, as if her body were giving her a hint that the food she was preparing was incompatible with her.

Maybe they and Manka just don't know how to cook. Stefania is a noble lady, after all — surely servants did that for her.

Don't remind me about "noble ladies" who "can't cook," plz...:smile51::smile51::smile51:

If only I knew what ladies I'm supposedly reminding you of...

Once upon a time there was an expa. And in this expa lived two young people: Aristarch and Zaia. And this expa was famous for the fact that f*cking reigned within it without the slightest risk of catching some STD. But getting poisoned by some ineptly cooked grub — that was easy. Especially since the grub itself wasn't even accounted for by the expa's mechanics...
So... One evening, instead of tumbling in bed like all the "normal" characters of these your expas, this couple simply chatted while eating food kindly prepared by Zaia...
In short, Aristarch did not live happily. Nor long... And all because someone really loves their little jokes...
And that's the end of the tale, and those who listened — well done...

Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно.
Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится.

(Закон сохранения).

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Odlyd decides not to wait for an invitation and to end the trial as soon as possible — he puts a new dish in his mouth and... Nothing noticeable seems to happen? Except that his trusty sword falls from his hands.

Odlyd receives:

Dullness
-1 to learning ability, stacks. 

And forgets:

Sword
The character can use a sword without penalty.


Стартовый пост - МАСТЕР-ПОСТ - Список НПС  - Фракции -
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - Эмилия - Стэфания - Амвросий - Лестер - Альсира - Алария - 

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Wrathful Blight

So anyway... One evening this couple, instead of tumbling in bed like all the "normal" characters in these expeditions of yours

Oh come on, in this expedition only the GM's characters tumbled, and without details — Lester with Nosi, Rezara with the servant. And if it were as you say, by that logic we'd have been spinning Stefania's death counter long ago.

Графомания путешественника

Хроники сражений, эссе, Иказкан

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2. The decorations will go to the invaders.

well, Mikuec is smart, even if his decor is captured by the Sith, the MK will transfer to the offender


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Oh, Nay, you've uncovered a way to potentially unlock the second belief!

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Odlyd receives:

Dullness

became like the players..


Be strong. Believe
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2. The decorations will go to the invaders.

well, Mikuec is smart, even if his decor is captured, the Sithian MK will transfer to the offender

Ferlyuts is about to start sending Avesom purely to bypass unprotected locations with cool decor, to buff up even more.


Arandor

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Stupidity

became like the players..

Especially on the mile-long Florentine Knights.

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Odlyd decides not to wait for an invitation and to end the trial as quickly as possible — he takes a new dish into his mouth and... Nothing noticeable seems to happen? Except that his trusty sword falls from his hands.

Odlyd receives:

Dullness
-1 to learning ability, stacks. 

And forgets:

Sword
The character can use a sword without penalty.

😒

— Odlyd, no!.. — Stefania, who wanted to raise the point that this food was dangerous, didn't have time to do anything. The warrior acted faster than she and Manka could have reacted.

And shortly after, words were unnecessary. Something clicked in the head of the seemingly self-assured warrior in the blink of an eye, causing him to lose his blade. And his expression clearly became much dumber. He had likely suffered irreparable damage.

All Stefania managed to do was knock the dish0 out of his hands and completely get rid of the vile concoction so that no one else would repeat Odlyd's mistake.

— I suppose there's nothing more we can do except head to the camp with those freaks, — Stefania summed up. She felt awful inside, but right now she looked extremely composed, much like her own father.

Графомания путешественника

Хроники сражений, эссе, Иказкан