RightValues / LeftValues

For normal people: https://rightvaluestest.github.io/index.html

For hermits: https://leftvalues.github.io/

Okay. And this test, https://8values.github.io/, which people are writing about, claiming it inspired leftvalues (and leftvalues inspired rightvalues) – is it somehow worse, or what?

Nothing, they are essentially sequels to the first game.

I remember when I was playing Disco Elysium, one of the aspects I liked was the ability to choose political beliefs, as well as the large number of characters who take political issues very seriously. I liked this because it seemed absolutely absurd – which, I think, was the intention. You live in a dump, so what the hell are you talking about with saving the white/yellow/black race, building communism, what are you even saying? At least clean up the trash from your doorstep.

Even in a dystopian and depressing game, people have their own homes, unlike the residents of the CIS countries.

When you generally don't care about politics, but you've heard about BLM too often.

It’s easier when you live in Moscow.

For normal people: https://rightvaluestest.github.io/index.html

First question:

Culturally Right-Wing parties generally fits my views.

I'm skipping the test because I don't care about any political parties; they're all not very good, and I don't even want to think about it (except for the Swedish Pirate Party and the beer-loving party; those are decent guys, but whether to classify them as left or right, I don't know).

For hermits: https://leftvalues.github.io/

Well, that's funny. Maybe this test isn't very indicative for someone who can't really call themselves a socialist, but okay:

Utopian socialism is a form of pre-Marxist socialism that strongly believes in the egalitarian, moralistic, and idealistic basis of a socialist society. Utopian socialists generally reject violent revolution and often believe that the ruling class can be persuaded to adopt socialism.

I'm skipping the test because I don't care about any political parties; they're all not great, and I don't even want to think about it.

They're not asking how you feel about specific parties in general, but how you feel about the cultural aspect of the ideology of right-wing parties.

I understand, and I don't want to get into that, how they relate to culture or anything else. My view on culture doesn't match any purely right-wing (or purely left-wing) party, I'd bet, and even if it does, I think it's more correct to ask about culture specifically rather than about parties. That's the whole point of the test, to figure out the direction of your views, isn't it?!
Otherwise, it's unclear why there are 70 questions there when you could just ask "do you support the right on cultural matters?", "do you support the right on freedoms?", "do you support environmentalists on environmental issues?" and a couple more questions and that's it, wow, your preferences are determined.
(I guess I'm too much of an anarchist, or too egotistical, to answer such things without getting triggered)

This one seems more interesting in terms of questions, though the final scale has too few points (and it contradicts the previous one, heh).

Try this: https://sixtriangles.github.io/

I didn't replay the first one.

I didn't think of that; we could have used such tests at the masquerade. Oh well, missed opportunities...
Ment, you and Nebo, please complete the last one.