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at least you didn't say something stupid

Oops... Sorry :)

/Raid on Snow White: Mirastir, Eve, Linderia, Shen, Scipio (is that Ar?). I wouldn't take Claudius.
Not 7 dwarfs, but almost.
Mirastir warned his companions.
-- In general, this establishment is definitely the best restaurant in the city, and I'm glad you joined me. But I must warn you, I might be a bit out of sorts; last time, I even fainted. I'm a rough person, ladies and gentlemen, not used to gentleness – and there's an excess of it here. Please help me a little if I feel unwell again. But you should also be careful, otherwise, I wouldn't want the whole group to faint!
The Gladiator vowed to try to look around as little as possible when they get there. And if they are given a separate room, since there are many people, or just a smaller hall where there are fewer people (and waitresses), that would also be good. He must definitely ask for that.

After enjoying a pleasant treat from Mikonia, who left an exceptionally positive impression, Shen headed to the gym, where he resumed working on improving his physique. And when the most intense part of the workout was over, he joined his other comrades in "Snow White."

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"Don't worry, we won't let you fall!" Shen encouraged his friend. However, deep down, he imagined how difficult it might be to revive Mirastir.

Shen receives +1 to Faith.

Finally, 10% protection against all sorts of nasty things (a drop in the ocean compared to the Arandor cloak) and 100% armor penetration: cool:

-- A church, ha! It always amuses me that the followers of the goddess of love protest against the most natural and pleasant manifestation of that very love. Maybe it's just frigid women in charge? Never mind, don't worry, I'll be a gentleman. So... Let's go with a brunette!

Today, Yuissis, noting Rogdan's unfortunate absence, visited his former mercenary comrade, Scipio, and suggested they go together with Cleona to the "Canyon of Summoners," where he had a meeting scheduled.

- I wanted to grab a bite to eat, but we can do that afterward, - replied the knight, wondering whether to go or not. - But why not? What's the meeting about, and who is it with?

/Ah, right, Arza was asked to make sure that the summoned hero doesn't wipe out the canyon visitors. But anyway, we were also in the training room, so it's still a bit in the future. We might still have time./
/And have you ever wondered that Scipio might also be one of them, of their heroic faith? He just summoned his brother Claudius./
/Okay. Ples suggests that we go without Arza; he'll join later, possibly./

The elf's name was Mellona. Judging by the fact that she was already somewhat intoxicated, Waldemar was not her first client that day. Without wasting a moment, she took him by the arm and led him to one of the tables, seating him on a comfortable couch. Shortly after, his order arrived.

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- I wanted to go grab a bite to eat, but I can do that later, - replied the knight, wondering whether he should go or not. - But why not? What kind of meeting is it, and with whom?

— A meeting with members of this glorious club, of course. — Then, Yuisis briefly explains the procedure for summoning heroes from the past. — So, are you interested?

— Meeting with members of this glorious club, of course. — Then, Yuisis briefly explains the procedure for summoning heroes from the past. — So, are you interested?

- Yes, let's go, - Scipio agreed.

Are the Heroes fans going?

those who remained

Mirastir, Eve, Lindernia, and Shen once walked into "Snow White," and suddenly Mirastir lost consciousness. His friends had to take him by the arms and carry him... into a separate room, cozy but not cheap — it would cost the guests an additional 500 air. Fortunately, after Mirastir's last visit, the staff more or less understood the nature of his situation, deciding that the big guy was simply very shy, and thus allowed his friends to handle the problem instead of calling a medic. After some time, Mirastir came to, and one of the waitresses came to visit the guests.

— Dear guests, my name is Balsamina Azurite, — she introduced herself politely, not forgetting an elegant bow, — I will be serving you today. Here is our menu for today:

Tea with milk [50 air]
+1 to intelligence or 2 to intelligence (33% chance) if the character was born in the year of the crown (once a month).
10% chance to get +1 to intelligence if the character was born in another year (once a month).
0.1% chance to get -3 to intelligence.

Hive Royal Grande [500 air]
Bacon, sausages, eggs, baked beans, toast, mushrooms, tomatoes, potato cakes, black pudding.
+1 to strength and endurance if the character was born in the year of the centaur or warrior (once a month).
+1 to perception and endurance if the character was born in the month of the shepherd (once a month).
+1 to agility and endurance if the character was born in the month of the wolf (once a month).
25% chance to get +1 to endurance (once a month)
25% chance to get +1 to strength (once a month).

Friday [150 air]
Beer with fish and chips.
-5% to productivity.
5% chance to gain the "beer belly" trait or double its effectiveness.

Breeze [100 air]
Sausages with mashed potatoes
5% chance to get +1 to charisma (once a month).
3% chance to get +1 to spirit (once a month).

Sandy [150 air]
Fried pork, fried potatoes, carrots, broccoli, sauce.
13% chance to get +1 to endurance (once a month).

Shepherd's Pie [220 air]
Mutton casserole topped with mashed potatoes.
+1 to spirit if the character was born in the month of the shepherd (once a month).
+1 to charisma if the character was born in the month of the shepherd (once a month).
15% chance to get +1 to perception (once a month).

Okay, we can skip it.

If he lost consciousness once, let him pay for it himself...

do they change the menu there every day?