Pants Auto-translated

It's not normal, it's normal when he wears them.

What do you have against wearing shorts? They are short, after all, and they can get cold too!

The guy shows off a lot, but his effectiveness isn't any higher. Actually, they're all doing it wrong. Just stand on your head and use gravity, that's all...

- Doctor, when I lift one leg, then the other, and then stand on my toes while simultaneously arching my back, I feel a sharp pain under my right shoulder blade.
- And why are you doing such a complicated exercise?
- Do you know another way to put on pants?

What should I wear with my pants? And why? )