MyDepressionList

Brutal.

I will use this image instead of a facepalm.

The desire to build an empire.

I'd rather sleep; I have to go to work tomorrow, and it's hard to get back into the routine after the holidays.

Vegetables – I think this knife isn't for cutting vegetables, but for peeling them. Otherwise, you can't cut any vegetable on a board completely with a curved knife.
Cheese – here, you can only chip off Parmesan from a whole piece; otherwise, see the previous point.
Pizza – maybe it's possible, but a proper pizza knife looks like this:
http://www.klenmarket.ru/upload/shop_1/8/3/9/item_8398/shop_items_catalog_image8398.jpg
Heretics and xenos – the combat effectiveness of chainsaws, especially against the heavy armor of Chaos servants, is greatly exaggerated. If an Imperial Guard is smart, he'll take a hammer, a blaster, or something heavier.

Read "Fortress".

A picture of the place where you would like to be right now.

The combat effectiveness of chainsaws, especially against the heavy armor of Chaos servants, is greatly exaggerated.

This is also a battle knife. It shouldn't cut; it should be intimidating...

Spent some time waiting in lines, stood in lines, hmm... didn't get a chance to lie down.

Living,
Be dead,
Be completely dead –
And do whatever you want,
Everything will be fine.

A very suspicious neutral-good-elevated mood for almost the entire day. I haven't felt this way in probably over a year. It's like I'm pumped up with dopamine, or endorphins, or something, but I'm not very knowledgeable about that. But I didn't do anything that would cause this. I guess I'm starting to get sick with something, heh. I predict a sharp drop into a negative mood in the near future. Yeah, that's about it.

If you're feeling good, it means you're dead.