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Are you planning to attend this event?
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I will try, but I cannot give an exact answer right now.
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I’ll decide closer to November (I’ll make up my mind at the last moment)
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I definitely won’t be able to go.
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12 years ago
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Siberian guys are so lazy...

One day, specifically on November 2nd, it was lunchtime, and I went to get pizza. When I returned, people noticed that there was no beer. The beer store was quite far away (see screenshot).

So, it was decided to use the services of a local beer delivery service. Fortunately, my phone records all calls, and we have the opportunity to enjoy this masterpiece. The call lasts only 4 minutes, so don't be lazy and download it for your enjoyment. As a result of this call, a new meme was born. Enjoy listening (AMR file).
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12 years ago
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ыыы) SIX HUNDRED AND NINETY-TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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12 years ago
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hello, is this delivery?
-yes.
we need light-colored goats...
-what..?
ah, no, dark-colored ones
-also goats?! )
yes, yes, YES!!! goats
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12 years ago
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Dirty_Player
Siberian guys are so lazy...

One day, specifically on November 2nd, it was lunchtime, and I went to get pizza. When I returned, people discovered that there was no beer. The beer store was very far away (see screenshot).

So, it was decided to use the services of a local beer delivery service. Fortunately, my phone records all calls, and we have the opportunity to enjoy this masterpiece. The call lasts only 4 minutes, so don't be lazy, download it and enjoy. As a result of this call, a new meme was born. Enjoy listening (AMR file).

And who called the beer delivery service? :D
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12 years ago
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Valenok called. During the conversation and while waiting for the delivery, I could have gone to the store twice.
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12 years ago
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Satyr
During the conversation and while waiting for the delivery, you could have gone to the store twice.

That wouldn't be very "dad-like":D
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12 years ago
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Almost forgot. A mega screenshot from our fun match with Valentok against a couple of Dirty-LeBron players. Artem is so cool that he managed to pull off a quakeworthy rail-flag in Heroes! After a couple of turns, we went to the bathhouse and then surrendered. What's the point of continuing after capturing the mountain??? It's an autowin.

p.s. On the next turn after capturing the mountain, Artem captured a beast lair, which, unfortunately, ran out of moves and couldn't kill the opponents' heroes... To my even greater regret, I messed up and didn't save that screenshot.
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After nine goats, you can probably create something like that.
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12 years ago
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Got home. I have only two thoughts in my head:
SIBERIANS – WELL DONE!
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THIS IS PERFECT FOR US!!!
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12 years ago
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Day one, November 1, 2013

Well, where to begin... it's hard to remember everything right away. Anyway, on the morning of the 1st, Grizzwald, Ivan (who turned out to be a pretty good tactician :smile04: and just a good guy!), and I set off towards Novosibirsk, not just any way, but in a UAZ! We were all pretty tired, and the drowsiness on the road didn't help much. Around lunchtime, we finally found the address of the apartment, not far from the cottage where we were supposed to check in at 3:00 PM. We were met by Artem (BaJleHoK), who led us to the apartment where Lizard, Bloodliker, iDD, and (the guy who actually "came to play poker") Kamikadze were already hanging out and having fun in the kitchen. Preds and Napalm were chilling in the room, conserving energy. After introductions and, of course, a shot to toast our meeting, we immediately absorbed the huge amount of positive energy from the mini-chaos that was unfolding there. At the agreed time, Kostya, aka Dirty_player, arrived, and we all headed to the "king's apartments" (though, judging by everything, medieval kings, since there were also significant problems with hot water and internet), but overall, the situation was pleasing. There were 2 bedrooms and a sofa in the living room with more than enough sleeping places, a huge banquet table, a barbecue area, 2 plasma TVs, and a cozy kitchen with everything you need. Since we learned that all the Championship events would start only the next day, we immediately ran to get some beer and began what was the hardest day for my body :smile21:. The other participants and organizers of the event started to arrive: Dust, Merlin, later Alessandro, and at night, LeBrone. But I'm getting ahead of myself. We hadn't even had time to unpack when I got incredibly hungry, but we still had to wait before we could start cooking meat. Then, Alexander-Kamikadze suggested going to a nearby restaurant called "Shashlycoff" for "a little" meat. We ordered a huge meat platter, 3.5 liters of beer, and an equally large plate of snacks... Within an hour, we managed to eat less than half of what we ordered, and we took the rest with us and went back, where we continued the fun with stronger drinks. Vodka and cognac started to flow, and then, as if on cue, the sauna was ready! After spending a couple of hours in the sauna and jumping into the pool with murky water (which was noticed a little later, and, by the way, the water wasn't changed for another day), we decided that cognac was the perfect choice. And I also entertained the others by managing to drink cognac and then chase it with more cognac from someone's glass! I didn't even really notice it, I was in such good shape :smile13: :smile51:. Of course, the Siberian guys couldn't stay in one place for too long, and closer to midnight, a small group of young people decided to go to a strip club or a nightclub. According to Douglis, there were about four such places within 100 meters of each other, not far from us. <>! The journey back, as usual, was not without incident, and we got stuck in a broken taxi... but in the end, we safely got home, where the strongest were still on their feet, but soon sleep began to take them one by one... After searching the rooms and not finding a suitable place for myself, I spread out some pillows on the floor and ended this tough day there. To be continued...
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12 years ago
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Oh, Hell, good job, keep writing in the same spirit! And please also write about the matches!

I can add to this story that at the very beginning of the event, an unpleasant incident occurred - Ivan from Kemerovo, who was 500 meters away from the location of Vаn, got into an accident! Of course, half of the group immediately ran to help him in the rain and to provide moral support (I can imagine the feeling of the other driver seeing a crowd of people having fun with Ivan)... they waited for the police for about 3 hours (I don't know the details, because I was busy with the barbecue at that time), after which Van joined the group and finally made the already quite tipsy guys even more tipsy!
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Dust_HL
Oh, Hell, good job, keep writing in the same spirit! And please, also write about the matches!

I can add to this story that at the very beginning of the event, an unpleasant incident occurred - Ivan from Kemerovo, who was 500 meters away from the location of Vаn, got into an accident! Of course, half of the group immediately ran to help him in the rain and to provide moral support (I can imagine the feeling of the other driver who saw a crowd cheerfully interacting with Ivan)... they waited for the police for about 3 hours (I don't know the details, because I was busy with the barbecue at that time), after which Van joined the group and finally made the already quite tipsy guys even more tipsy!
And on this day, a drunk Lizard, lying in the bathtub, said "yes" in response to my suggestion to shave his head bald:smile53:
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Ah, and I also remember my first impressions when I walked into the house. Kostya wasn't there; he had gone to see Merlin, and there was a complete commotion. Two bald men, who at first glance seemed unfamiliar, were running around, either rejoicing or being upset about what had happened to their heads; somewhere, people were shouting and laughing out loud; in another place, they were figuring out, half-jokingly and half-seriously, who was the idiot and who was a normal guy, and who had just come to play poker, but all these jokes made him very sad... in general, it was complete chaos, for a sober and cultured person! Fortunately, my dear friends didn't let me stay in this stupor for too long, and... ... ... the situation quickly normalized without any major incidents, and things went back to the usual friendly and warm atmosphere! :-)
12 years ago
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Solid, those bald heads were completely destroyed. Dust, sorry again that I couldn't make it.
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Nagan-4
Solid, those bald heads got completely wrecked.
Dust, sorry again that I couldn't make it.
Eric, I hope we'll see each other in Minsk!? ;-)

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