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The most mismatched pairing is a cannon and a trap, a mouse, and a sad guy.
Regarding the cannon, I chose Morny because of the inscription in her profile: "focus on war, not love." As for the trap, I had a mental block (at least because the phrase "mobile ladder" was stuck in my head, and we were too lazy to Google it), and Dag ended up with it because I didn't really know what to give him. And I swapped Plesen and Ment because Ment's "something's not quite right" was associated with the guy who sits thoughtfully and sadly, while Plesen's description about the mousetrap and cheese made me immediately think of a mouse.
And yes, I messed up and confused Sesam with Revan. To me, they both look the same, like something from Buryatia. Although they are beautiful.
I mixed up all the pairs, by the way.
Thank you, Nebo, for the riddle; it was fun.
And here's the breakdown:
1. Smiley face - Arandor (because of the sun and because that's how Nebo sees him)
2. Cloud - Nebo
3. Cannon - Loken (focus on war, not love)
4. Gingerbread - Kosha
5. Flashlight - Revan
6. Pizza - Fragment ("fragment of reality." I wasn't sure who to give the pizza to; they only go well with my turtles)
7. Mobile ladder - Dag (I initially assigned this to Toks, but then I remembered the phrase that made me change my mind)
8. Mushroom - Toks (poisonous bitch)
9. Labyrinth - Vishmaster
10. Guy - Ment (it was hard to come up with something, but I latched onto the phrase "something's not quite right," and he's not quite getting it)
11. Hanger - me
12. Cork - Alex
13. Building - Sesam
14. Mouse - Plesen
Nebo, let's play Mafia, with similar riddles as clues.