Spring Festival: Together Forever

No, you can't

Characters.

Alexigll.
Arandor.
Vishmaster.
Heroist.
Dag.
Drakkoska.
Ment.
Morning.
Nebo.
Neira.
Plesen.
Revan.
Sezam.
Tox.
Fragment.

Act One

Scene One

Somewhere, nowhere.

Nebo. What are you guys up to?
Morning. We're playing Shadowverse.
Nebo. I don't play.
Heroist. Then don't play.
Revan. Maybe you don't even watch anime?
Nebo. I don't.
Revan. There's even less meaning in your life than in mine.
Nebo. Maybe.
Morning. If you eat a nectarine, it will give meaning to your lives. (Everyone eats nectarines.)
Neira. Hi guys, what are you doing?
Revan. Eating nectarines.
Neira. Why?
Nebo. To fill the emptiness inside us.
Neira. I want one too! (Eats a nectarine with relish.)
Heroist. It's cold today.
Dag. Hasta la vista, baby! (Shoots everyone with an AK-12 and blows himself up with an RGD-5 grenade.)

Act Two

Scene One

Somewhere, everywhere.

Drakkoska. Spring has arrived!
Ment. Hooray, spring!
Tox. It's the perfect time to go to a birthday party.
Ment. To the redhead's birthday party!
Sezam. It's the perfect time to scare crows!
Drakkoska. It's the perfect time to throw a festival!
Tox. No (Leaves.)
Sezam. I'm going to scare herons! (Leaves.)
Arandor. The sauce isn't the same anymore, and the guys aren't the same either.
Plesen. And your jokes aren't the same either.
Alexigll. Were they ever the same? Just curious.
Plesen. No, they weren't.
Alexigll. Heh.
Arandor. Try it yourself (Everyone tries the sauce and the guys.)
Vishmaster. Hi guys, what are you doing?
Arandor. We're trying the guys and the sauce.
Vishmaster. Why?
Arandor. Just because.
Vishmaster. Okay (Tries the sauce.)
Fragment. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! I poisoned the sauce and the guys! (Tries the guys. Everyone dies from the poison.)