Shadowverse

Opened it on my phone. Didn't understand anything (except that it's something about growth). Clicked "translate page." Laughed at the names.

Aldolases Tan

Les Tfu

Welder

Dry residue

Also, ALBERT in all caps was amusing (he seems to be the only one).

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It would be better if there was such a Fina in the game.

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Also, as far as I understand, Fortress is a representative of the mysterious race "Project" (that's what Google Translate said), where the shortest male is about half a meter taller than the tallest female.