When a smart man and a foolish woman get together, you get a single mother.
When a foolish man and a smart woman get together, you get an ordinary family.
When a smart man and a smart woman get together, you get a casual fling.
Added 6 minutes later
And something else came to mind...
You can't be happy, sober, and smart at the same time.
Life is a game: poorly designed, but with amazing graphics.
P.S. And for some, the graphics are amazing, while for others, not so much.