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Humor in Heroes of Might and Magic V.

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I came up with a new kind of humor: What if Nival hadn't reworked the weekly descriptions to account for the new races in the two expansions? I have plenty of ideas for this kind of humor: Week of the Goat – the mountain defenders take such good care of the goats that goat cheese production doubles. Week of the Stork – pikemen become chimney sweeps and clean the gnomish and other sewers. Week of the Bear – riders want to ride elephants and travel south. Week of the Cuckoo – ogres are fascinated by the singing of cuckoos. Week of the Whale – thanes find whales and enjoy watching them. Week of the Salamander – children, having played with miniature heroes, want to see the children of Arcat – fire dragons. Week of the Sheep – goblins engage in sheep farming. Week of the Viper – centaurs are afraid of vipers and must be very careful. Week of the Beggar – orcish warriors are forced to give alms to someone. Week of the Rat – shamans pretend to be cats and attack rats. Week of the Rooster – assassins, waking up in the morning, crow like roosters. Week of the Firefly – wyverns long to glow at night, so they go hunting for fireflies. Week of the Swallow – cyclops respect swallows, and the latter bring them tons of coconuts.