Леди Аравелла
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Just to clarify for everyone, I didn't cast my vote yesterday not because I wanted to avoid making a decision or was afraid to take responsibility. I was planning to listen to someone I trusted to help me decide. But since there was no one left for me to rely on, I ultimately showed a significant weakness and, instead of getting cosmetic procedures, I chose to drown my sorrows in a large amount of alcohol. I think the bar made good money last night. I couldn't make it home on my own, so one of my loyal subjects brought me back.