2 - 6 It's a shame he's dressed like a beggar and covered in dirt; otherwise, I could have rated him higher.
3 - 3 What is this? Who is this?
4 - 5 For his neat appearance.
5 - 1 Basharmi Kazbek Ogly.
6 - 2 Mongolian face, lumberjack makeup, two points for a good costume.
7 - 3 Rome has fallen, centurion.
8 - 5 Nerd glasses with a Sylvan theme, an infantile charm bracelet of a freshman – heh, well...
9 - 1 Just no.
10 - 7 A redneck is envious; girls are squeezing out the guys.
11 - 2 Mom, I'm edgy.