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"And why would I, an elf, a Sorcerer, a member of the elite, share anything with a descendant of a creature that appeared in the universe only five million years ago, evolving from a monkey, a rat, a jackal, or another mammal? A creature that took about a million years to discover that it could perform some actions using two hairy paws and a gnawed bone? After which, this creature stuck the bone in its rear and squealed with joy." © Avallac'h, "The Tower of the Swallow" from the Witcher series.
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
