Fun

If you take an adult mouse
And hold it gently,
Stuff it with needles,
You'll get a hedgehog.
If you take this hedgehog
And block its mouth so it can't breathe,
And throw it deep into the river,
You'll get a ruffe.
If you take this ruffe,
And hold its head in pliers,
And pull hard on its tail,
You'll get an eel.
If you take this eel,
And prepare two knives...
However, it will probably die,
But the idea is good!