Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Once, Drunken Vasya went to get a drink of enlightenment, but the Beer Vendor was already closing up shop.
- Give me a drink of enlightenment, - Drunken Vasya humbly asked...
- But my workday is over. Come tomorrow, and I will gladly give it to you... - replied the Beer Vendor.
- But I need it now, because I am closer to enlightenment than ever!
- The shop is already closed, and I don't see the point in retracing my steps.
- It is impossible to achieve enlightenment without changing one's essence, and changing one's habits is only the first step towards changing oneself! - said Drunken Vasya, and went to another shop...