A couple of news items.

US surgeons "forget" their instruments in the bellies of approximately 1500 patients annually.

Sorry for the off-topic, but I couldn't resist:
In a hospital ward of the surgical department, patients are lying and having a conversation something like this:
-Our surgeon is a wizard! But he's so absent-minded, it's just terrible! When he operated on me, he accidentally left a scalpel inside!
-You got lucky! When he was casting spells over me, he managed to leave his watch inside!!!
The ward door opens, and that very surgeon appears, clearly preoccupied with something:
-Comrades! Has anyone seen my coat? :)