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Vasily Borisoff

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English lesson, first lesson, English for beginners: "Three witches are looking at three Swatch watches. Which witch is looking at which watch?" Now in English! Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch? Second lesson, English for advanced students: "Three transgender witches are looking at three buttons on Swatch watches. Which of the transgender witches is looking at which button on the Swatch watch?" Now in English! Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch? Third and final lesson, English for absolute professionals: "Three Swiss witch-bitches, who want to change their gender, are looking at three buttons on Swatch watches. Which of the Swiss witch-bitches, who want to change their gender, is looking at which button on the Swatch watch?" Now in English! Three Swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched Swiss witch-bitches, watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched Swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?
..разым двазым трызым рызым пята лата сигерь мата локом боком крюк за крюк из бульмы бульма урюк..
Знание некоторых закономерностей освобождает от изучения многих фактов.
Мечты сбываются рано или поздно, так или иначе.