Hermit
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So what if things aren't great with his wife?
So what if he's not the sharpest tool in the shed?
So what if he got mugged in the hallway?
At least be grateful that he's still alive.
So what if he's suffering from sarcoma?
So what if he's on a bender?
So what if he got kicked out of his home?
At least be grateful that he's still alive.
Who cares if his poker buddy kicked the bucket?
Who cares if he's haunted by a house spirit in his dreams?
Who cares if his neighbors knocked out two of his teeth?
At least be grateful that he's still alive.
Oh, come on – he just fell asleep in sawdust yesterday.
Oh, come on – someone kicked him in the jaw.
Oh, come on – they carried him away on a stretcher.
At least be grateful that he's still alive.
Yes, it's true – whoever wants to, can.
Yes, it's true – he's to blame, God is with him!
Yes, it's true. But one thing worries me –
Who should I thank for being alive?
Всё не так плохо как Вы думаете. Всё намного хуже!