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Instructions for using the hammer

Dear customer! You have purchased a genuine product from our factory – a hammer. WARNING! It is strictly forbidden to use it before reading these instructions (see also Appendix 1 – the kinematic diagram of the hammer).
The hammer is a multi-functional tool for dynamic impact with manual drive. To prepare it for work, you need to hold the hammer by the handle with your right hand (for left-handed users, see Appendix 2). It is activated by alternating contractions of the biceps, triceps, and deltoid muscles (see Appendix 3 – the anatomical structure of a human). At the same time, the hammerhead describes a trajectory with a radius of R+l at a speed of
U=wc*t+(E*t?)/2.
And at the end of the uniformly accelerated movement, the hammerhead must hit the object.
WARNING!
To avoid damaging the hammer, the following is strictly prohibited:
1. Hitting the back of the hammerhead on your forehead.
2. Repairing a color TV with a hammer.
3. Connecting the hammer to a power source with a voltage of more than 220 V.
Possible malfunctions of the hammer and ways to eliminate them:
1. The hammerhead periodically comes off the handle.
Periodically reattach the hammerhead, while wearing a motorcycle helmet.
2. The hammer works with a lot of noise.
Hit more quietly.
3. The hammer gets very hot, but there is no noise.
Stop working until noise appears.
4. The hammer does not work.
Disassemble the hammer according to the instructions in the appendix and lubricate the moving parts.
The hammer is designed for long-term use if stored in a dark place. Keep away from fire!
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