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Philosophical joke :)
Two ethical questions.
1) You know a pregnant woman who already has 8 children. Two of them are
blind, three are deaf, one is mentally disabled, and she herself is sick
with syphilis.
Would you advise her to have an abortion?
But before you answer this question, answer another.
2) There is an election for world leader, and your vote is decisive. Brief
characteristics of the candidates:
a) Connected with politicians who have been caught in fraud, constantly
consults with an astrologer, has two mistresses, smokes a pipe, and
drinks
8-10 martinis every day.
b) Was fired from his job twice, has a habit of sleeping until noon, was
caught using opium in college, drinks a bottle of whiskey every evening.
c) A war hero, vegetarian, occasionally drinks beer, does not smoke, and has
not been involved in any marital relationships.
Who do you choose? Have you answered?
Then, a few more words about the candidates.
a) Winston Churchill
b) Franklin D. Roosevelt
c) Adolf Hitler
Now you are ready to answer the very first question. If you advised
to have an abortion, you just killed Ludwig van Beethoven.
WOW!
Added 11 minutes ago
In the first grade, children learn to write.
Teacher:
- Tanechka! What did you do yesterday after school?
Tanechka:
- I played in the sandbox.
- Good girl, Tanechka! Go to the board and write "SAND".
Petechka! And what did you do yesterday?
Petechka:
- And I played with Tanechka. I had a shovel.
- Well done, Petechka! Go write "SHOVEL" on the board.
- Okay, next - Mutalib Said ibn Ahmed Bey! What did you do yesterday?
- I tried to play with them, but they called me a creep and threw stones at me!
Teacher:
- Outrageous! This is blatant discrimination and humiliation of human dignity! Mutalib Said ibn Ahmed Bey! Go to the board and write 100 times, so everyone can see: "BLATANT DISCRIMINATION AND HUMILIATION OF HUMAN DIGNITY"!!!
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Two ethical questions.
1) You know a pregnant woman who already has 8 children. Two of them are
blind, three are deaf, one is mentally disabled, and she herself is sick
with syphilis.
Would you advise her to have an abortion?
But before you answer this question, answer another.
2) There is an election for world leader, and your vote is decisive. Brief
characteristics of the candidates:
a) Connected with politicians who have been caught in fraud, constantly
consults with an astrologer, has two mistresses, smokes a pipe, and
drinks
8-10 martinis every day.
b) Was fired from his job twice, has a habit of sleeping until noon, was
caught using opium in college, drinks a bottle of whiskey every evening.
c) A war hero, vegetarian, occasionally drinks beer, does not smoke, and has
not been involved in any marital relationships.
Who do you choose? Have you answered?
Then, a few more words about the candidates.
a) Winston Churchill
b) Franklin D. Roosevelt
c) Adolf Hitler
Now you are ready to answer the very first question. If you advised
to have an abortion, you just killed Ludwig van Beethoven.
WOW!
Added 11 minutes ago
In the first grade, children learn to write.
Teacher:
- Tanechka! What did you do yesterday after school?
Tanechka:
- I played in the sandbox.
- Good girl, Tanechka! Go to the board and write "SAND".
Petechka! And what did you do yesterday?
Petechka:
- And I played with Tanechka. I had a shovel.
- Well done, Petechka! Go write "SHOVEL" on the board.
- Okay, next - Mutalib Said ibn Ahmed Bey! What did you do yesterday?
- I tried to play with them, but they called me a creep and threw stones at me!
Teacher:
- Outrageous! This is blatant discrimination and humiliation of human dignity! Mutalib Said ibn Ahmed Bey! Go to the board and write 100 times, so everyone can see: "BLATANT DISCRIMINATION AND HUMILIATION OF HUMAN DIGNITY"!!!
Added 7 minutes ago
The long-awaited New Year's news from mobile operators!
Finally, Beeline and MTS are merging!
The new logo will be a bee with large red eggs
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