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Here's a short one:
A Beholder and a Cyclops were playing "Eye Poker".:D
Or here's another:
Barbarians caught an Assassin, a Tan, and a Goblin.
Their leader says to them, "I'll give you three tasks, and whoever completes them, I'll let go. 1st - sneak through the forest of Basilisks, 2nd - pluck out the eye of a Cyclops living in a cave behind the forest, 3rd - catch and... well, you know (sorry for the censorship)... the local Fury that no one can catch."
The Assassin went first, and the Basilisks ate him. The Goblin asked them for a cup of alcohol for courage and went, sneaking through the forest, entered the cave, sounds were heard, but he didn't return. Tan asked for a barrel of alcohol, drank it, and went, trampled the Basilisks, entered the cave, sounds were heard, time passes, Tan comes out of the cave and says, "So, where's your Fury whose eye I need to pluck out?!":D