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Lord Revan isn't working. But why would Lord Revan need to work? At 22, Lord Revan has:
- A height of 186 centimeters;
- Dropped out of three universities;
- Posted 11,000 messages;
- A thousand six hundred birds;
- Dropped out of three games, two MMOs;
- Various ailments, from his feet to the top of his head;
- Watched Japanese cartoons for a hundred days;
- A solid reputation as a ************ on the internet.

There's still so much more to wish for... Well, Lord Mortulus, you've lost here. Lord Revan 1:0.