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a bit of dark humor from the classics
And, following the path of her great, tragic love, this poor, young creature decides to end her cursed life. A rather ordinary story, unfortunately. But the technical details always involve inconveniences in the execution. There's nothing to shoot with, no poison, cutting veins is unpleasant and they might save her, hanging is inelegant - it's an ugly sight. And so, when no one is at home, she dresses as she did on their first date, drinks a glass of wine, leaves a suicide note, and... throws open the window. And, clutching his photograph to her chest, she jumps down. Sixth floor! Down below, an old woman was walking to the bakery to buy some bread. She didn't even have time to gasp. Fracture of the cervical vertebrae. Her head literally ended up between her ribs, like a turtle's. She went to buy bread. She was looking at her feet, and that's how she ended up there. Now that this side of the street is no longer the most dangerous during artillery shelling, she didn't expect an attack from above. A veteran of the siege. And the girl fell from the old woman onto the lawn. All the injuries - a fractured collarbone. She didn't even get a concussion - her body is young and resilient. She got into the ambulance on her own. That's the law of nature: some fall in love, and others pay the price. But you have to look where you're falling! Here, they throw a bottle out the window, and it always hits someone on the head, but this time - sixty kilograms in free fall; a weapon of retribution. Romantics...
..разым двазым трызым рызым пята лата сигерь мата локом боком крюк за крюк из бульмы бульма урюк..
Знание некоторых закономерностей освобождает от изучения многих фактов.
Мечты сбываются рано или поздно, так или иначе.