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SandroXXL;91254
I asked him the other day. He won't admit it, the jerk. He just laughed and walked off into the night.
Tell him he's a bad moose!! Good moose share the secret to being eternally happy. Let him take an example from squirrels.

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Alex_R;91293
A vampire is a dead creature because none of its organs function like those of a living person. Everything is on an animal level! It doesn't have its own blood.
And vampires are not divided into species, so there won't be any races.

P.S. A vampire is undead.
Make up your mind, either he's dead, or everything is on an animal level!!
A vampire is a person who cannot die because he is either cursed, or he has a disease, or there are other versions of the origin of vampires. He cannot be dead because the noseless one hasn't come for him yet. But he is not alive either. He is UNDEAD!!!!
В общем есть еще причины для оптимизма, как говорил умирающий от ран эльф при виде плывущего по реке трупа орка.

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