Gamer's Glossary (Slang names for creatures)

My dictionary (and that of Master Ira, my eternal rival):
nightstand (stool) - gargoyle:D
little horses - nightmares
rhinoceroses - unicorns:)
little birds - phoenixes
chubriks - halberdiers:p
fat guys - peasants:D
sluts (:) ) - beasts
grandpas - mages
kitties - rakshasas

and so on and so forth:)