Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I would have already burned the house down if I found something like that.

I'm afraid the hotel owner wouldn't appreciate it. )

If it were a spider, I would burn it. But the lizard is so cute.

There aren't many spiders here, by the way. I suspect it's hard for them to compete with geckos in catching flies and mosquitoes. Or maybe the geckos ate them all.

The evil lizard is stuck on the wall.

on the ceiling. They like to hang above me. One of them fell once – there was a lot of screaming... And, surprisingly, it wasn't the gecko screaming.
Now I look up from time to time, just so it's not a surprise. :)