Nowaru

Oh yes, esteemed sir, I am interested in fruits. But not just any fruits, only those that, when eaten, grant anyone unparalleled physical strength and a zest for life. I am willing to purchase several of these.
"The fat man probably doesn't have anything interesting. I'm wasting my time. I should have gone straight to the dragon."
"I need to stop being polite and talking for too long. I'm not at a social gathering."