Working good

I thought I was completely screwed. Turns out, not really.

So, I had a system when I worked as a loader. Basically, you know those companies like "Work is Easy"? Well, you sign up for a particular store. You show up and say, "I'm a newbie, I don't know anything, I'm a student, etc." They show you everything, explain everything, and you just walk around, walk around, sometimes you're sorting cardboard, sometimes you're sorting fruits and vegetables. Around lunchtime, the WAREHOUSE usually arrives. Then you definitely act like you're completely clueless, and the kind delivery guys unload everything, and you just stand by and help out. Then, you go to lunch. You definitely need at least an hour and a half to eat instant noodles. In the evening, you have to start unpacking pallets, and the nice girls do all the work, and you just stand there and throw boxes into a cart. You need to visit the toilet regularly for at least 15 minutes (diarrhea, the mayonnaise on sale was horribly expired). As the evening approaches, the cash collection arrives. And that's it. We smoke, sit in the break room, just to avoid doing anything. The main thing is not to be seen by the manager. Then, you've sorted the vegetables, you go and stock the water, one bottle per hour. And then the shift is over. You fill out a form, go home, and drink beer. 660 rubles in your pocket.

You don't need to thank me for the guide.