Where are you, fellow enthusiasts?

I'm just a couch potato.

I was already thinking you were an alien couch potato.

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If I collect all the titles I've been "awarded" in various places, there would probably be more than Narodar or Elizabeth II.

Well, in the context of this situation, I didn't just call you a couch potato. You brought up the topic and are the most active in discussing it.