-- Greetings, travelers! I'm afraid I must disappoint you: you've arrived at such an early hour, and the prince cannot receive you yet. I offer you my sincere apologies; you will have to wait for an hour or two. In the meantime, I suggest you proceed to the dining hall, as you seem to have just arrived and should rest. If you desire intellectual entertainment, the prince has instructed me to open the library for you.
-Well, treat me to a meal in the dining hall, if you're serious.
Where do we end up when we save the world?