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Kate Middleton is pregnant again.
Moderated: PROFANITY in the message
, what news. Especially for people living on the other side of the planet and who aren't even subjects of Her Royal Majesty, Queen of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland, Head of the Commonwealth, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces, Lord of the Isle of Man, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Duchess of Normandy, Princess Elizabeth II of York!Well, it will add to the expenses for maintaining the Royal Family, and then what?
"Joseph Kobzon pasted wallpaper in his kitchen in the color of Klim Voroshilov's favorite underwear.
Hurry and see! The main news of the day!!"
*Photo of the subject from a dozen different angles + an extensive interview with some ragged goat selling wallpaper at a construction market*
"The on-duty doctor from the local psychiatric hospital and a self-proclaimed feng shui expert kindly agreed to comment on this event."
*reasoning about the motives behind this act and its impact on geopolitics in general and show business in particular*
Half an hour passed.
"And now, about the weather."