Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I once managed to read the Old and New Testaments back in my school days. IMHO, the only interesting part to read is the Book of Revelation. I haven't felt the desire to reread the rest since then.

Reading the Old Testament requires skill, as you have to get through a 20-page description of how to properly build an altar and everything else. However, it is something Jews are supposed to know.
As for the New Testament, it's not bad, it's quite normal, Jesus goes around healing everyone, John the Apostle scares people again, so it's quite interesting overall.