Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I woke up today with the realization that I couldn't feel my left arm. That is, not at all. I could move my shoulder, but the rest of it just dangled like a dead weight; my fingers not only couldn't be felt, but they completely refused to respond to my attempts to move them; and when I took my right hand and touched my left, I felt as if I were touching a foreign object made of a strange material. This experience was, let's just say, not very pleasant.