Sacred Haven of Debauchery

In five years, I probably won't be here anymore.

prt sc, in five years I'll send you a link to this post.

Nah, Alex, it's better if you stay. Here, you can become not only a lieutenant, but even the commander-in-chief of the valiant paladins' troops! And you can change wives every day, and you'll get fifteen different educations on politics in a week, covering all possible areas.