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Yes, I believe that after the Mafia game starts, victory should immediately be awarded to Yashur if he has joined the game. Why torture everyone when it's already clear who will tear them all apart with his divine skill, deduction, intuition, and the power of his immense intellect, which even the gods would envy? He will figure out all the roles immediately after the roles are dealt, and the rest will just be a matter of technique, a slow elimination of noobs who will never achieve such heights in this game, not even in three lifetimes. No matter what role he gets – whether it's a pale and balding city dweller with no night actions, a corrupt official who has become rich by selling ballpoint pens, a ruthless mafia boss leading a gang of desperate thugs, or even a cheerful elven sorcerer – regardless, Yashur will lead his role to victory, scattering the wretches who stand in his way, making his way to the very top of the pyramid of power, might, dominance, and skill, and then, after another easy victory, he will turn off the monitor, go outside, and, taking a deep breath of the clean, cool night air, fire a shotgun blast into the chest of another street thug who dared to scatter sunflower seeds in his entryway. This is the true hero of our time. A hero that we, ordinary mortals, can only dream of.

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