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HUSBAND, DRUNK, RAISES HIS FIST, AND THE WIFE, SHE GRABS A KNIFE. THE HUSBAND, HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND GOES, "WHAT'S UP, N***A?" AND THE WIFE, SHE PULLS OUT HER OWN GUN AND GOES, "F*** YOU, N***A," AND THEY START SHOOTING. THE NEIGHBORS COME RUNNING, THEY PULL OUT THEIR GUNS, AND THEY START SHOOTING TOO. AND FOR BETRAYAL AND THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD, THEY SHOOT EACH OTHER AT POINT-BLANK RANGE. AND IF, BY SOME CHANCE, TWO PEOPLE OF THE SAME GENDER SURVIVE THE SHOOTOUT, THEY GET MARRIED. OVERALL, 10 OUT OF 10, I RECOMMEND THIS COUNTRY.