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| Oh, the horror, spawn of utter darkness, oh black NIGHTMARE! You are a Vampire. |
| You are the embodiment of power and elegance. A handsome fellow who outlived Lenin and even KimerSen, smoked with Che Guevara, and drank with Madame de Pompadour. What more can be added to your brilliant social and political career? Perhaps… fourteen thousand nine hundred and eighty-seven people whose life force you drained as a snack… Well… MAGGI GARLIC BROTH IS COMING FOR YOU! It’s only a matter of time! |
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