I don't know how to do that. They don't have a feedback system. I just enjoy reading about the islands, and watching Arnie is a bonus!
We need to figure out what this strange combination of incongruous elements – Conan the Barbarian and an experienced sailor – is supposed to represent. Perhaps the experienced sailor is a reference to some work or character that has something in common with Conan, and that commonality will be the next link in the chain?