Why is everything so slow? Half the players are whining "kill me," and the other half are just spaced out.

I don't want to die, I want drugs. What do I need to do for that?

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Well, for now,Guru. It's still boring. I'm ready to execute Ment if I'm more certain about his zombification than I am that Gur is a Warlock. And yes, I'm not entirely sure that Gur is a maniac; I just think that today isn't the best day for him, and Gur isn't denying his manliness.

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If Gur is indeed a Warlock, maybe we can cure Ment.
Ah, will the newspaper show the Paladin joining the city? Without mentioning the nickname, of course.