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I had an interesting fantasy dream. It was like a story from an expedition. I was some kind of mage, traveling through the world, and I stopped at an inn for the night, renting a room. I was sitting on the bed, thinking to myself, and was just about to go to sleep. Then I heard voices outside the door. Someone started knocking. I ignored it. But the knocking became more insistent. I had to get up and open the door. Before that, I peeked through the gap between the doorframe and the door and saw an orcish woman. It was clear that she wasn't alone and that this was some kind of setup. I opened the door, and she pointed in a direction and said something like, "Look, my friend wants to talk to you." And there, in the corridor, was a huge orc, with several of his friends standing about five meters behind him. They wanted to jump me. But I, without even blinking, cast some kind of spell. The first orc disappeared (it was like I used some kind of teleportation spell that sent him several tens of kilometers away). The orcish woman got scared and shouted at the other orcs to run and beat me up/kill me. I cast that spell again, and all of her friends disappeared. Then I grabbed her by the arm, and she resisted, but I easily dragged the orcish woman into the room and laid her on the bed (apparently, I had leveled up the mage's strength). After that, I started tickling her, haha (well, why not? She asked for it). So, I was tickling her, and then the alarm clock went off. That's what happened.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт