Tales from a parallel world.

It’s true that even such fences don’t always help. If you forget to close the windows, you might come home and find a mess there and uninvited guests who are behaving rowdily and trying to steal something as a souvenir if they get the chance. Fighting them is pointless – it will only cause more trouble for yourself. You shouldn't look them in the eye; they might think it's a challenge to fight. But you can throw various heavy objects at them that happen to be nearby. Kipling was right – they are a crazy tribe.