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HAHA HAHA AND HE CREATED THE RING OF NIVAAABROZIMAY POWER AND GAVE THE RING TO THE PEOPLE, AND THE RING SOWED DISCORD IN THE ALLIED SQUADS. BROTHER WENT AGAINST BROTHER, AND HEROES, HAVING EXHAUSTED THEIR STATS, NOW LOOK BACK WITH REGRET AT THEIR FORMER FRIENDS, NOW TREACHEROUS ENEMIES. AND CAKES, AND THE SKY, AND THE STORM'S PILLARS, ALL ARE DRAWN INTO THIS BATTLE FOR THE RING, THE RING THAT HAS CAPTURED THE MINDS OF PEOPLE, GRANTING LIGHT, STATS, POWER, LOVE, AND BEER AND MEAT. WHO WILL REMAIN ALIVE?