Personally, I don't mind... Sigh... I guess I'll have to get out of the caves...
-Interesting tradition, - I commented, - there's nothing like it anywhere else! Among elves, taverns are usually named things like "Unicorn's Tear" or "Dawn's Dew"... Among humans, it's usually something like "Merry Fat Man" or "Drunken Dragon"; you can never tell anything from just the name! Yours are better...
After saying that, I took a sip of the offered mead, and...
-Wow, that's great! Pour me another! - I said loudly, causing laughter among everyone in the hall :D:D