Where do our Heroes live?

I apologize in advance for what is written below... This is wild, almost meaningless, and against the rules of grammar, but:

well then do you want to hear which city I live in???!!! i'll tell you everything right now!!!
this city ain't small nor big - it has only ten million legal and who knows how many illegal.... its size is so-so, the houses are huge - just mind-blowing, for example mine is 17 (!!!!!) floors, and some are even bigger... in this city there are lots of forests and shops and big problems with public transport!!!!! everyone's complaining all the time that they're stuck in traffic jams... i really don't like traffic jams, in my opinion it's just because there are too many cars here!!!!! and there are too many people in the metro, it's just some kind of crush every day!!!!
but overall the city is alright. it's called Moscow:)

A thousand apologies once again... It just sort of slipped out involuntarily... Imitating a certain forum user;)

PS - actually I like London the most :D:D