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RPG 2 – The demons are coming!!!

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And so you went to the bar "Wow, that's great! Pour me another!"
- in our city, this is the tradition - explained the dwarf. - the bar or tavern is named according to the phrase that the first visitor says after trying what the owner makes. - according to Dobrynya, there were many establishments like "Not bad, but I don't quite get it," "This is the drink I need!" and "It's like being hit on the head with a hammer!" There were also less popular ones, mostly named "Ugh! Where did you dig up this swill?", "I'm going to throw up!", "And you call this beer?!" and so on.
-Interesting tradition, - I commented, - you won't find anything like it anywhere else! The elves' taverns are usually named something like "Unicorn's Tear" or "Morning Dew"... The humans usually have something like "The Merry Fat Man" or "The Drunken Dragon"; you can never tell anything from just the name! Yours is much better...
Having said that, I took a sip of the mead that was set before me, and...
-Wow, that's great! Pour me another! - I said loudly, causing everyone in the hall to laugh :D:D
С Пути сбивают мелкие достижения, а изощрённые суждения скрывают смысл слов. И вот уже возникают "правильное" и "неправильное"...
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