Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange dog-like dogs eating all the crops in fields
And of course:
This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Samuel Schultz, an angry farmer. "The dog was never meant to mate with a dog!
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Meanwhile, the Steelmen:
Perched

Divide into self-governing regions