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27 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Kittypink, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
The funniest thing is that this also increased compassion and pacifism and reduced rudeness.
And political freedoms plummeted, hooray.
"There's absolutely no proof that the crime rate has decreased", states Billy Cheswick, your foreign affairs advisor, with a nod. "But I have an idea. If we're going to be killing these people, we ensure it's as non-violent and as respectful as possible; make our executions more humane and give these people some choice in how they die. The international community will love us for our civility and humaneness. We'll be an international benchmark!"
Isn't that right, guys?
I wanted to increase the number of death penalties, but in the end, I just increased police funding, like on my main account.
А, вот почему.

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